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miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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worldfallsdown:

I found my new favourite Twitter account.

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moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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waluigiappearsnonetheless:

realnanami:

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
mom: ok
me:image

why is this being recommended to me fuck you waluigi

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hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

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